is there life on mars?
overcaffeinated music major | sassy soprano | nyu steinhardt 2016 | i post whatever the fuck makes me happy
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
♪ White Lips, Pale Face ♪
*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*
I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
If Disney Store doesn’t use "Yoohoo, Big Summer Blowout" once this Summer in one of their sale campaigns, they’re doing it wrong.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
I don’t know why but the fish shouting taxes is what kills me.
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*