is there life on mars?
overcaffeinated music major | sassy soprano | nyu steinhardt 2016 | i post whatever the fuck makes me happy
overcaffeinated music major | sassy soprano | nyu steinhardt 2016 | i post whatever the fuck makes me happy
is there life on mars?
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shakespearelove:

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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Aaaaaaaand I can’t breathe.

fun ways to switch up your routine: instead of drinking wine, ordering delivery, and hanging out alone all night with the internet, GO TO YOUR FRIEND’S APARTMENT and do the exact same thing! bonus points if you don’t talk to your friend at all

Anonymous whispered:
Do you like sucking dick

lol i mean generally yes but wtf man

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

  • me: takes five hours to explain pansexuality to someone
  • person: so you're bi

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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suspend:

IM SCREMAING I GOT BANNED AT CLUB PENGUIN FOR SAYING “GO FUK A CACTUS”

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todthetoad:

fuck around i’ll introduce ya to ya ancestors

todthetoad:

fuck around i’ll introduce ya to ya ancestors

klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

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