This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune crap.
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
shut the fuck up
tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit
chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad
take it to the next function
remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad