is there life on mars?
overcaffeinated music major | sassy soprano | nyu steinhardt 2016 | i post whatever the fuck makes me happy
overcaffeinated music major | sassy soprano | nyu steinhardt 2016 | i post whatever the fuck makes me happy
is there life on mars?
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at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

sherlock giving a eulogy 

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

Anonymous whispered:
If you where to stop tumblr what would you do with your extra time?

i’d probably just work more and like write more music and be more productive but i’d also be sadder so no

Anonymous whispered:
are you still taking sex questions? hanjob tips?

ooh yeah okay tips & tricks for the effective handjob

  • handjobs are lame 
  • they are only good as an avenue between like making out to blowjobs/sex
  • sorry i never just give handjobs like i usually just blow someone b/c more fun
  • BUT ANYWAY
  • um don’t like tug it or anything - vary the speed, like if you can get your hands wet or anything it’s nicer (like lick your hands idk if it seems weird just do it)
  • don’t get carpal tunnel so like switch hands (OR USE BOTH)
  • my best handjob tip: just blow them
  • handjobs are lame
marissadamone whispered:
Have you ever had a guy cum in your mouth, you didn't care for the taste, but swallowed anyway?

I mean yes because carrying it in your mouth to go spit or something is 100% more inconvenient

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